How to Be a Teen Guidette

Don't be trashy! No matter how old you are, being trashy is never okay! A lot of guidettes can be trashy or inappropriate, but some guidettes are very responsible and classy.

Remember, it will be hard to pull off the Guidette look if you are not Italian! It is best to be at least 3/4 Italian. If not, people may look at you as a poser, however, Snooki pulls off the Guidette look pretty well, and she is Chilean.

Have gorgeous, long, shiny hair. Most Guidettes either have dark brown hair or black hair. You can't be a blonde or a red head. It just won't work. You have to be Italian and most Italians have dark hair. Try straightening your hair for an everyday look. If you don't have long hair, try out extensions. Make sure that they don't look fake though. Try out Luxy Hair Extensions or Hello Gorgeous extensions.

Wear flattering makeup. For school, use foundation, bronzer, eyeliner, mascara, and a light pink lipstick/lip balm. (Snooki uses MAC lipstick.) Also, false lashes are optional, as long as they are natural looking. Nothing too bold. Don't wear anything too dark or heavy.

Always be tanned. In the summer, tan outside almost every day. If you can handle it, then use SPF 4 or SPF 8. This will help you get a deeper tan. Also, use a self-tanner. Just make sure that you do not look orange. Try to look brown.

Wear cute, designer clothes. You do not have to buy anything really expensive though. Wear Victoria's Secret PINK sweats, Ed Hardy, Bebe, Armani Exchange, Guess, Juicy Couture tracksuits, etc. Wear skinny jeans, yoga pants, lounge outfits, bodycon dresses/mini skirts, etc.

Have fashionable accessories. Wear big Hoop earrings, cross necklaces. Carry Louis Vuitton purses, Dolce & Gabbana. Wear Gucci hats and use purses from Prada, Chanel etc. Have designer earrings. In the winter, wear Uggs almost everyday. Have at least three pairs of them. Try to buy some Snooki Slippers as well for lounging around the house.

Be fit and healthy, but still enjoy some real Italian food. If you are a REAL Italian...remember, it ain't sauce... it's called gravy!

Have blinged out nails, gel nails, or French tips.

Use the right slang. Use words like grenade, yo, yous, hon/honey, etc. Do NOT sound fake though.