How to Get a Friend to Hang Up on You

Last Updated: December 8, 2022

Sometimes when your on the phone with a friend, they will just go on and on. Never stopping. Always talking about them. Not paying attention to you. Sometimes you just want to say "GOODBYE!" and slam the phone down. Sadly, that would be rude. So, use this guide to help you get a friend to hang up on you.

Steps

1
Say you have homework to do. Whenever they say ANYTHING, say "Be quiet! I'm doing homework,".
2
Pretend like you're tired. Keep moaning about how tired you are and say you got no sleep last night. 75% of the time, your friend won't want to hear it and say they have to go.

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3
Eat. Chew with your mouth open. Be nasty.
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This one may take awhile and needs some preparation. As they talk, take notes. Then, when they are done, comment on everything they said. Quote them. Likely, they will be kind of scared and say they have to go.
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Pretend like you are having a hard time hearing. Say, "Huh? What? WHAT!?" every ten seconds.
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Take a bag of potato chips and crunch them near the phone. Yell loudly, "DO YOU HEAR THAT!?". Say it's not you. They will get annoyed by the crunching and hang right up.
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Be rude. This is kind of mean, but if you really want to go, be rude. Ask the person questions like : "What were you wearing today? A garbage can?" or "Why would you go out with someone so UGLY!?" or even "What did you get on your test? An F?".
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Act like the phone was disconnected. Say "Hello? Hello? STOP IT! Are you there? Hello!????".
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Pretend your text someone else. Say stuff like "SHE DIDN'T!!" and "Oh my gosh!!". If the caller asks who you are texting, say no one.
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Pretend you fall asleep if the person talks to long. When they finally say "HELLO!?", wake up. Say, "Oh, sorry, I fell asleep...".
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Tell them you have somewhere you need to be and before they can say anything say "Gotta go see ya!" and hang up.
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If you have a younger sibling, giggle and say you need to go get (siblings name ) off the other phone. Wait a couple seconds and hang up.
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Pretend you have to go for dinner or a program is about to start on TV. Be careful using this because friends will get suspicious if the time is not something o'clock, quarter past, half past etc.
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If all else fails, say you're sorry, but you need to go. Say goodbye and hang up.

Warnings

Never get angry and threaten the person you are calling/called you

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Don't do this too much

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You could get your friend very angry, so be careful what you do.

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You could lose a friend if they get really angry

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