This article was co-authored by Cher Gopman and by wikiHow staff writer, Aly Rusciano. Cher Gopman is the Founder of NYC Wingwoman LLC, a date coaching service based in New York City. 'NYC Wingwoman' offers matchmaking, wingwoman services, 1-on-1 Coaching, and intensive weekend bootcamps. Cher is a Certified Life Coach, a former psychiatric nurse, and her work has been featured on Inside Edition, Fox, ABC, VH1, and The New York Post.
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So, you’re constantly thinking about this funny, cute, and super amazing guy. But how can you make him giggle the way you do at the very thought of him? With a quick text, of course! We’ve put together the best silly and flirty messages you can send your crush or boyfriend that are sure to make him laugh out loud or even blush a little. Once you hit send, he won’t be able to think about anything else.
Things You Should Know
- Text him first to start a flirty and fun conversation—you never know where one text will lead!
- Send him a joke or a cheesy pun to make him laugh out loud.
- Tease him playfully so he won’t be able to get you off his mind.
- Make him blush and chuckle all at the same time with a flirtatious one-liner—you’ll be setting up a date in no time!
Steps
Flirty Texts to Make Him Laugh
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1You’re hotter than a jalapeno!
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2I blame you for distracting me at work. Why are you always on my mind?Advertisement
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3You remind me of my future boyfriend, isn’t that something?
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4I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
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5If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
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6Can I have your picture? I need to show Santa what I want this year 😉
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7You must be related to Google because you’re everything I’m searching for.[1]
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8I can’t espresso how much you mean to me. Coffee date?
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9Do you have a coach? Cause you make my heart jump 😍
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10If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
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11Don’t trip today. I’d hate to see you fall for someone else.
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12Boy, you must be a gardener cause I love those two-lips.
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13It must be Fall because I’m falling for you.
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14Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.[2]
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15You remind me of a pepper: hot and spicy 🔥
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16Was that an earthquake or was it just you rocking my world?
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17Do you watch a lot of HGTV? Because you sure know how to fix my heart.
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18You must be tired from racing through my thoughts all morning.
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19I wanted to send you something nice, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.
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20Sorry, but I just dropped something—my jaw!!
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21You’re body is 65% water…and I’m mighty thirsty 😏
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22Do you know how much a penguin weighs? Enough to break the ice! Hi there! 😊
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23I can’t decide what I want more: food or you.
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24If kissing is a love language, then we have much to talk about 😘
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25Is your license suspended? Because you’re driving me crazy.
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26Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
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27We should go out for coffee because I like you a latte.
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28If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
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29Do you fish? Because I’m totally hooked 🤪
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30Are you a Boy Scout? Because you have my heart in knots.
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31I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?
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32I bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up 🙈[3]
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33You’re so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business.
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34Can I call you Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!!
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35Have you been to the doctor? It seems like you need some Vitamin Me.
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36Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection 💓
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37I’m learning about important dates in history. Want to be one?
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38Do you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen.
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39Something must be wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off of you.
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40I’m so happy for you! You have the best girlfriend ever 🤗
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41I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
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42Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
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43Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
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44So, autocorrect saved your name as “Babe.” I swear it wasn’t me 🤷♀️
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45Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling!
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46Are you a shooting star? Because you’ve made all my dreams come true 🥰
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47Call me a thief because I want to steal your heart.
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48Alright. I texted you. What are your other 2 wishes?
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49Are you a dictionary? Cause you add meaning to my life.
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50Guess what’s on the menu? Me-n-u 😜
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51I must be a snowflake cause I’m falling for you.
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52We’re not socks, but we’d make a great pair.
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53If I were a surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
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54My feet are cold. Must be because you knocked my socks off.
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55You must be a magician because the world disappears when I talk to you.[4]
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56It must have been tough waiting for me all these years.
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57I really want tacos…and a cute guy to eat them with 😝
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58Congrats! You just won The Best Girlfriend Ever! Your prize will arrive at 6 PM 😏
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59On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d say you’re my number 1.
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60Hey! Stop thinking about me so much!
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61Are you a sheep? Because your body is unbaaalievable!
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62I called 911…You’re under arrest for being too cute.
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63I doughnut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole lot.
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64Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and go, “Wow. He’s lucky.”
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65Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off tonight 😜
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66What do you call 2 birds in love? Tweet-hearts.
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67Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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68Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.