Do you have a hunger that can only be satisfied by the moist deliciousness of the one and only Sandvich? The Sandvich (Sandvich Edible Device) is an unlockable secondary weapon for the Heavy in TF2. And while it may be in pixel form most of the time, there is absolutely no reason why you can't make this sandwich half featuring triangular bread, lettuce, tomatoes, Swiss cheese and some ham-bologna cross––all finished off with a green pimento-stuffed olive stuck into it with a toothpick.[1]

Ingredients

  • White sandwich bread
  • Bologna
  • Ham
  • Swiss cheese
  • Lettuce
  • Tomatoes
  • Green olives (pimento-stuffed)

Steps

  1. 1
    Lay down one slice of bread.
  2. 2
    Lay down bologna. Fold it and layer the folded pieces.
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  3. 3
    Put ham on top of bologna. Do the same for the ham as for the bologna.
  4. 4
    Fold slices of Swiss cheese in two and put on top of meat.
  5. 5
    Place several pieces of lettuce on top of that.
  6. 6
    Lay sliced tomato on top of lettuce.
  7. 7
    Top with second slice of bread.
  8. 8
    Slice the bread in half, not perfectly diagonally however. Slice it slightly off the corner for best results.
  9. 9
    Add the olives.Then, last but not least, spear two pimento olives with two toothpicks and stick one in each triangle.
  10. 10
    Enjoy Sandvich, tiny cowards!
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Community Q&A

  • Question
    Why is this listed under 'Cooking for Children'?
    Community Answer
    Community Answer
    Maybe because it's so easy to make that even a kid could make it.
  • Question
    The Swiss cheese keeps coming off the sandwich. What should I do?
    Community Answer
    Community Answer
    Push the olive toothpick through both pieces of cheese, so that the cheese will stay on the sandwich until you get to the toothpick.
  • Question
    The sandvich explodes when I add the tomatoes. Is this normal?
    Community Answer
    Community Answer
    Yes, this is very common. Try killing the tomatoes.
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Things You'll Need

  • Toothpicks
  • Cutting board and kitchen knife
  • Serving plate

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Co-authors: 4
Updated: June 7, 2022
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Categories: Cooking for Children
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