Looking for funny ways to say hi? We’ve got your back! There are tons of interesting and creative ways to say hello, and we’ve compiled the best of the best. From the quirky and weird to the adorable and hilarious, you’re sure to have your friends and family laughing in no time.

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“How do lions greet other animals? Pleased to eat you!”

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“So…we meet at last.”

  1. Pretend you’re greeting an arch nemesis or old rival. This is a fun little roleplaying moment for you and a good friend. Play it up like you’re running into your worst enemy (in a joking way) to get a laugh out of onlookers who may not know you’re joking at first. You could even get into a stance like an old gunslinger, or squint your eyes like you’re suspicious as you greet them. You might say:
    • “This ends here, my old friend.”
    • “I thought I told you to get out of town…”
    • “Look 'ere partner…this town ain’t big enough for the two of us.”

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This article was co-authored by Sheila A. Anderson and by wikiHow staff writer, Eric McClure. Sheila A. Anderson is a Certified Image Consultant, International Branding Icon, and the Founder of Image Power Play, an impression management and personal branding company. With over three decades of experience, she specializes in empowering corporate professionals to raise their personal image to meet the value of their brand. Sheila is a Certified Image Consultant with The Image Resource Network and a Certified Universal Style Consultant with The Universal Style International. Sheila is a member of the C-Suite Network Advisors and the author of the book, I.C.U., The Comprehensive Guide to Breathing Life Back Into Your Personal Brand. This article has been viewed 103,140 times.
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