How to Be Naked at Home when Your Parents Are Gone

Last Updated: March 11, 2023

When parents are away, opportunities for self-entertainment and relaxation pop up everywhere. Are you home alone now? Perhaps you'd fancy a little tasteful nudity today? Here are some steps on how to be naked at home. They cover what to do and how to keep it your little secret.

Method 1

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Keeping it Secret

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Find out when your parents will be returning. Don't be too obvious with the question or your parents might suspect something and drop in to check on you!
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Call them, if your parents are already gone. Unless you are sure of when your parents might return, it's worth calling them to find out before starting out on this adventure.
- Ask general questions like "Will you be home for dinner?" or "What time should I have my chores done before you get back?", etc.
- Try slipping the question into idle conversation. You could say something like, "Oh, we can go out for ice cream if you'll be back before the shop closes up!"
- Or maybe tell them to call you when they start heading home.
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Wait until your parents are out of sight before taking anything off. This is especially important. Sometimes, parents will leave, but come back inside for something they forgot, like their keys. Make sure they are far from home before you take your clothes off. A good rule of thumb is to wait 5 minutes after they leave to strip down.
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Strip down after ensuring you cannot be seen from outside. Before changing, close your windows and lock your door.
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Make sure you have an emergency set of clothes to put on. You never know when an unexpected arrival could catch you off guard and create an awkward situation.
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Put your clothes back on well before you expect your parents to come home. Even definite schedules change and in this case, it's better to be safe than sorry!

Method 2

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Keeping it Private

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Stay indoors. According to the laws and culture in most countries, it is (fortunately or unfortunately) important to keep your beautiful body to yourself. Unless you have a very well protected back yard, stay indoors and avoid being seen by anyone at all.
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Close all your blinds and curtains.
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Stay away from windows that cannot be blocked.
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Lock your doors. You don't want any unexpected company bursting in during this sensitive experiment. For more information on how to avoid being seen, check out How to Not Be Seen Naked.

Method 3

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Understanding How to Relax

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Forget about your cares. This is an obvious, but excellent first step to relaxing. Take a deep breath, close your eyes, and let your worries slide off of you - just like your trousers!
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Perform normal household activities. Normal activities that are almost always done in clothing are relaxing and liberating without the nuisance of apparel. You'd be surprised how much more fun vacuuming and cleaning might be in the nude!
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Cook yourself a meal. Who knows? Perhaps you are a better cook this way. Be hygienic and take care!
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Take a nap. Many people maintain that sleeping in the nude is much more comfortable. Just remember to set an alarm!

Method 4

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Having Some Fun

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Run and jump! Feel the freedom of the air in motion against your skin. Leap nimbly as a wild antelope through your natural habitat. Also included in this category: skipping, cavorting, merrymaking, etc.
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Sing and dance! Have a private rock concert or sing a soulful ballad to a deeply affected imaginary audience.
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Accessorize. A bowler hat? A bow tie? Leg warmers? A purse? It might be time to find out if these and other accessories look best 'a la mode'.
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Do what you want! If you're bold enough, and have a pool, go skinny dipping! Just make sure no one can see you from outside your private property.

Community Q&A

Question

What do I do if my family encourages being nude as much as possible?

Community Answer

If you like being nude, then that works out great! If you don't, and they're making you uncomfortable, have a talk with them about this.
Question

Am I naked if I'm wearing socks or a hat?

Community Answer

Technically speaking, no. However, you certainly don't want to leave your house in nothing but socks or a hat!
Question

Can a 9-year-old sleep naked?

Community Answer

Yes, anyone can sleep naked, but you might want to mention your plan to do this to your parents ahead of time so they don't walk in on you.

Warnings

Don't take any pictures you might regret. It's hard to know who might get a hold of your camera or computer later on and stumble across some... interesting evidence.

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Don't force anyone at all to be naked, and don't get naked in front of anyone who is uncomfortable with the idea.

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Public nudity isn't always a crime, but might be illegal in some cities or states. Do not be seen by anyone outside your home if public nudity is illegal in your area.

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