150 Funny, Deep & Spicy Paranoia Questions

Ask these fun and juicy questions on the fly while playing Paranoia

Co-authored by Glenn Carreau

Last Updated: March 28, 2023

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Funny

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Deep

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Awkward

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Dark

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Spicy

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Family-Friendly

Looking for the perfect collection of questions to fuel a few rounds of Paranoia? You’ve come to the right place! Paranoia is an easy game to enjoy with a group of friends, and it works a bit like “Most Likely To,” except some of your answers will remain a secret. If you want to play Paranoia but aren’t sure which burning questions to ask your friends, we’ve put together a collection of funny, deep, dirty, and family-friendly topics for you to use at any time.

Things You Should Know

Play Paranoia by sitting in a circle. On your turn, whisper a question (which usually begins with ‘Who is most likely to…?’ to the person on your right.
That person must then decide which player is the best answer to that question and say their name out loud without giving extra context.
Toss a coin to determine whether the question will be revealed or stay secret. The player answering can choose to skip a question, but only once.
Alternatively, if you’re using the drinking game rules, a player can take a shot if they want to know what the question was.

Section 1 of 7:

General

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Who would apply to be on Survivor?
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Who would make a good President of the United States?

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Who is the biggest night owl?
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Who is most likely to go skydiving just for the thrill of it?
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Who would host the best party?
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Who is most likely to have a supernatural experience?
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Who is most likely to have the maximum number of stamps on their passport?
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Who is most likely to vlog an entire trip from start to finish?
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Who in the group knows the most about celebrity gossip?
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Most likely to adopt a stray animal?
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Who is most likely to be a goody-two-shoes in front of their friend’s parents?
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Who is most likely to fall asleep at work?
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Who would do 10 shots of alcohol in a row?
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Who is most likely to have their own reality tv show?
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Who is the mother of the group?
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Who is most likely to cheat on a test?
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Who loves to complain about things all the time?
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Who would steal bath towels at a hotel?
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Who would pull over to help someone change a tire?
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Who is most likely to get caught doing something illegal?
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Who is the most fashionable?
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Who is most likely to drink straight from the carton?
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Who is the funniest in the group?
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Who thinks narwhals are mythological?
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Who skips eating their veggies?
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Who does the best impressions?
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Who is most likely to fail at math?
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Who is most likely to travel the world?
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Who is most adventurous with the foods they will try?
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Who is most likely to be famous?
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Who is most likely to fall asleep sitting up?
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Who would attend a party and only hang out with the dog?
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Who is most likely to wear shoes inside?
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Who is most likely to leave movie spoilers online?
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Who is most likely to become a rock star?
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Who is most likely to attempt climbing Mount Everest?

Section 2 of 7:

Funny

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Who is the most likely to fall down the stairs on the first day of school?
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Who is most likely to walk into a glass door?
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Who is most likely to fall in love with strangers during their vacation?
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Who has the highest tendency to burn what they’re cooking?
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Who would become a crazy cat person?
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Who would be the best superhero?
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Who would be most likely to set off an ancient trap in The Mummy?
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Who misses the meaning of the most jokes?
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Who would be most likely to make animal noises in public?
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Who looks like a witch?
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Who would accidentally insult an alien race upon first meeting them?
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Who thinks dad jokes are funny?
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Who probably gets lost a lot, even with a GPS?
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Who would play the most pranks in the group?
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Who would accidentally let out a loud fart in public?
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Who is most likely to lose their sunglasses on their own head?
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Who would most likely trade their legs to be a mermaid?
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Who would prank call a random phone number?
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Who probably would’ve gone overboard on the Titanic?
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Who owns way too many pairs of shoes?
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Who has probably had a dream where they’re naked in public?
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Who eats their food like a picky 6-year-old?
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Who has the worst haircut?
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Who would absolutely tell a teacher their dog ate their homework?
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Who is most likely to take a nap at work?
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Who would make the best pet?
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Who has probably peed in the ocean before?
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Who would get kicked out of a museum for touching the art?
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Who spends the most amount of time in the bathroom?
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Who is most likely to sneak pets into buildings?

Section 3 of 7:

Deep

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Most likely to tick everything off their bucket list?
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Who has the best moral compass?
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Who is the most secretive person?
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Who has the solution for every problem?
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Who will be the first to have children?
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Who is most likely to have a 5-year plan?
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Who is most afraid of judgment?
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Who gives the best advice?
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Who is the worst at asking for help in an emergency?
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Who is most likely to procrastinate on an important task?
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If reincarnation is real, who would be reincarnated into a tree?
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Who is most likely to become successful in their career?
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Who is most afraid of commitment?
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Who has the most insecurities?
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Who is the most spiritual?
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Who is most likely to choose love over their career?
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Who is most likely to give a kidney to a loved one without regrets?

Section 4 of 7:

Awkward

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Who is the smartest?
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Who is the most likely to fall down the stairs on the first day of school?
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Who is most likely to forget a birthday?
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Who is most likely to get arrested?
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Who is most likely to date their friend’s sibling?
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Who is most likely to be the worst at singing?
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Who is most likely to laugh at serious moments?
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Who is the worst driver?
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Who is the most likely to pick their nose?
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Who is the most dramatic person?
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Who would gamble all their money away in Vegas?
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Who is most likely to fall for an internet scam?
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Who is most likely to steal from their parents?
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Who needs to get their eyebrows done?
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Who is the most likely to go broke just from shopping?
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Who is most likely to gossip about their friends?

Section 5 of 7:

Dark

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Who is most likely to murder someone?
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Who would be the first to die in the zombie apocalypse?
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Who is most likely to join a cult?
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Who is most likely to kidnap their crush?
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Who is most likely to be jealous of seeing a friend's progress, even if they love them?
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Who is most likely to die on the toilet?
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Who is most likely to lie to a friend?
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Who would fake a death in the family to get out of going somewhere?
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Who is the most cynical?
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Who is the most likely to get fired?
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Who has probably needed a lawyer before?

Section 6 of 7:

Spicy

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Who is most likely to fool around in public?
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Who would give up intimacy for food?
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Who has the raunchiest sense of humor?
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Who probably has a sensual playlist on their phone?
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Who is most likely to be secretly crushing on someone else in the room right now?
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Who would flirt their way out of a problem?
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Who would give the worst relationship advice?
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Who’s most likely to touch a stranger’s bottom?
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Who is most likely to visit a naked beach?
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Who is most likely to have a sexy dream tonight?
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Who is most likely to have an embarrassing one-night stand?
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Who is most likely to walk around their house naked?
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Who is most likely to sleep with their ex?
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Who is most likely to date a famous person?
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Who would prefer being in an open relationship?
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Who has the dirtiest search history?
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Who is most likely to be the best in bed?

Section 7 of 7:

Family-Friendly

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Who probably owns a onesie?
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Who would cry while watching a romantic movie?
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Who would probably put metal in the microwave?
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Who eats the most pasta?
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Who probably drinks the most coffee?
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Most likely to spend all day binge-watching a TV series?
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Who is most likely to call out sick, in order to play hooky from work?
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Most likely to spend all day on their phone?
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Who is the most likely to have cake for breakfast?
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Who is the best swimmer?
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Who is the most artistic?
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Who is most likely to laugh so hard that they spray milk out of their nose?
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Who would make the best babysitter?
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Who is the most likely to be a volunteer?
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Who would stop to help a cat stuck in a tree?
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Who has probably visited Disneyland more than anyone else?
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Who would watch the same movie over and over again?
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Who is most likely to be the most popular in a new school?
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Who is probably scared of the dark?
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Who can spend an entire day playing a video game?
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Who is most likely to visit Paris more than once?
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Who is more likely to have the most expensive wedding?
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Who is most likely to read a book instead of watching a movie?