I'm a person.

I like video games and programming. I used to program in Java, but trying to slowly move into Python. Oh, here's a relevant XKCD.

Wanna hear a joke? Of course you do!

Q: Why can you never trust an atom?

A: Because they make up everything!

Q: Why do Java developers wear glasses?

A: Because they can't C#!

I would tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.